-Cara, que celular você tem?

-Um branco, e você?

-Um preto com roxo e detalhes prateados.


-Tem lanterninha?

-Não, mas tem Wi-Fi.

-Mas tem lanterninha?

-Não, mas tem câmera de 300 megapíxels.

-Não tem lanterninha?

-Não, mas pode fazer vídeo chamadas com mais de 60 pessoas ao mesmo tempo.

-Mas não tem lanterninha.

-Não, mas tem seu próprio satélite.

-Mas sem lanterninha.

-Bem, não importa, tem uma aplicação que conecta ele direto com a NASA. E o seu, o que ele tem?

-Tem lanterninha :D


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